I think the newscasters are bummed. The teachers and parents have perspective? Shouldn't they be angry? Nah, werewolves are cool. At least they aren't jocks. If you have a problem, take it up with the leader of the pack, De Kitten Something Something Lupus.
Mo' Effin' Teen Wolf, ya heard? Michael J. Fox bailando encima del Wolfmobile al son de los Beach Boys!