Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Jay Adams as Beat Up Caterpillar

There is something for everyone. Even someone who wants a tiny caterpillar named in honor of Dogtown legend JAY ADAMS made from raccoon penis bones, skateboard wheels, and discarded porcelain doll parts. If you, dearest reader, have been looking for this very special little object you may purchase it from BEAT UP CREATIONS. Didn't sell you on it? Might I add that the petite cigarette is made of gen-u-ine porcupine quil? Furthermore, "Jay Adams the Caterpillar is nearly 16 inches long from tip of his tail to the tip of a raccoon penis." Andddddd How!