Monday, October 12, 2009

The Consequences of Being a Wallflower

Crap. You totally forgot to take your dance break today. That's why you got all mad & rode that lady's bumper. That's why you screened your mom's call & didn't answer, and she left you that sad-ass message. Its why you stepped in that gum & then tracked it into your car & tried to pick it off with a piece of parking ticket stuck in your glove box. Then absentmindedly bit your fingernail & realized that you had obviously just given yourself the H1N1 steeds because there was no hand-washing between the former incident with the gum & the latter with the nail biting. Tomorrow is another day.