There may be argument in regard to exactly how hip/unhip the contents of this card actually are. (wtf skull purse?) However, I will admit with only slight chagrin that I have/are/own/drink/are related to all of these items with the exception of the three that you don't like the most.
What do I win? A best of Pitchfork collection and some jazz dance boots? Anyone? Thanks to DANIMAL for reducing my life to a Bingo card. But you know what? We are already over Bingo. The answer is now Operation and/or Pop-o-matic Trouble at DIRTY FRANKS. Next.