This...oh, this. This is exactly the kind of thing that you think is hilarious and tragically clever...so painfully clever that you post it online when you're 17. Or maybe he's serious. I choose to believe that this is a sincere musical effort because this is the kinda moxie that gets you signed to Island Def Jam and a remix with Lady GaGa and all kinds of diamonds in your grill. No it ain't.
"Yo welcome to this spot/ Come over but don't get caught/ Cause then you'll have to leave/ Kicked out by a guy named Steve/ He'll push you into the dirt/ Unless you rip his shirt/ Cause his shirt is Hollister/ It's owned by his sister/ And so she will get mad/ But invite you into my pad/ That's when the party starts/ Blow the roof off with our farts/ Gonna get musical/ Gonna be all digital/ Then we gonna get in vans/ Both the shoes and minivans/ up down to Concord Mills/ Where we are gonna chill/ Movies in the theater/ Popcorn with extra butter/"