Jay Reatard is about to kick off his NORTH AMERICAN TOUR in June. You should get tickets so you can go to the show before his new album drops on Matador and he gets all big but not blown out and you can say, "Oh, yeah. I've been into Jay Reatard forever. I saw him at Johnny Brenda's and gave him a beer. We are facebook friends." And you thought I was going to say something wildly inappropriate in this post and you'd get to berate me for misspelling retard.