Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Orange City, FL Man Burns One Down- A Ramp, I Mean.

Apparently, Lewis Smith, a 45 year-old Florida man, likes fire and hates skate ramps. He was arrested on Sunday for setting fire to his neighbor's ramp after Smith had asked him several times to keep it out of the road.

I mean really though. It could have been worse. Ain't nothing ironic about this guy. He's had that mustache since 1978, and he wears camo because he kills things. His neighbor is lucky Smith didn't put a Marlboro Red out in his eye.

I also like that the original jpg I lifted from the source site, NEWS JOURNAL ONLINE, is titled "mug_lewissmith.jpg."