Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Because People in the Future Will Want to Skate Really Slow

Um, wellllll....let's say you were my friend. And you invited me over to your house to show me this one-wheeled electric skateboard that you invented. I would be really impressed that you could, in fact, build this little booger all by yourself out of your brain. That is rad.

However, if you asked me to start pushing this into the hands of anyone whose opinion I truly respect as a viable product...I would probably start muttering something like, "Yeah, yeah. You know that 2-wheeled snakey wiggle skateboard? I bet those dudes will totally be into this." Then I will say I have to go help my friend who is crying and in some sort of boyfriend crisis, like right now. She needs me.