Suzy Kassem from About.com uncovered these fantastical wonderments of wonder. Vanerns. Yep, genuine 100% authentic Vanerns. She also ran into a guy in Cairo, Egypt who guarantees that all of the sneakers in his shop are the real thing....Nike, Adidas, whatever you want. Anything for $12 bucks. Read Suzy's article on kooky knockoffs HERE. It's some funny stuff. HERE.