Thursday, May 29, 2008

Do You See What Happens, Larry?

You are sporting your best terry cloth track suit. The cardboard, oh yes, you have cut it to the perfect specifications. Alas, Life! She can be cruel. One minute, your friends think you dance well. In but a're an idiot. And you feel all stupid. An improperly fitting slip-on can lead to disaster... or a judo air waffle grip to the face! Geoff McFetridge did this movie 'cause he bought these blue Vans at a thrift store, and they were too big. Anything else? Oh... and Geoff wants "$1000000000please0000" after I use this clip. Is it cool if I paypal it? I got a billion dollars in that jawn from my side hustle selling antique postage stamps on ebay.

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