Beth C. sent me this mini-doc following a baby skater from the time he was 3 months old until his current age, 4 years. Yeah, it's cute, but you know what? It makes me mad. I'm gonna have a baby to spite this baby. My baby will get its little feet duct taped to the board straight out of the biz the day its born. Scaaaa-rew Sesame Street. My skate baby is watching nothing but Fully Flared and Video Days. And his diapers gonna be sponsored by Pepsi 'cause they need a comeback. Dollar!