[I] ride a skateboard, and I’m getting high, [but not in that way]. [Also, I’ve] found a hill [near my home or place of part time after school employment] and it’s a five [on a scale of one to ten. How does one skateboard, you ask? It takes but a moment to try the following:] Push off, get down, kick turn [of course! like a dance], swing around. [Yes, this is a] Skateboard. [Isn’t this a lovely] Skateboard. I need to breathe. The sky is bright [as the smog has burned off. Hooray!]. Gotta run [yes, the hill that I mentioned earlier] that’s really outta sight [or rather spectacular, I’d say].