There is a Vanks store in a mall in Chile. What? Vanks. The logo even looks like Vans from a distance. Let's think about this for a moment. You're walking along drinking a soda and slapping your friends high-fives, when you run into someone who looks exactly like you...but crappier. You think, "Ew. That was weird, but whatevs." Then everyone in town starts talking about how they saw you out at the club. And you looked sooo broke off. And you were rockin' a trash bag and a belt. You say, "No way! It wasn't me," but sadly, the damage was done.